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ASTI --- the best way to learn anal sex.... May 27th, 2004 12:54:06 pm EST
I have just returned from a short but exciting trip to
Hongkong where I saw and enjoyed a unique experience in anal
sex. This is a place where they prepare you for enjoying anal
sex. Many men and women avoid anal sex because they think it
is painful or "dirty". ASTI -- Anal Sex Training Institute is
a place where they destroy all the myths you have had about
anal sex and they give you training to enjoy receiving anal
sex (in this process, you also learn how to give good anal
sex).
ASTI is located in a small bylane overlooking Kowloon bay.
From the Kowloon terminal walk along the broadway. Reach
McDonalds and count three more shops after that. You reach an
innocent looking restaurant run by a charming Cantonese girl
called Lucie (looks can be deceptive). Take a table, and order
Chinese dumplings (dim sum). When you finish the dumplings and
pay the bill (about 50 HK$), tell her the password -- ASTI .
Lucie will then conduct you into the restaurant kitchen. She
will walk you to the other end and open the backdoor which
will leave you in a narrow back lane. Cross the lane and take
the brightly lit staircase on the opposite footpath. ASTI --
Anal Sex Training Institute is on the third floor.
ASTI conducts a six session anal sex course for beginners.
Each session (90 minutes) is done in total privacy and on a
one-to-one basis, and costs HK$50 . They use a male instructor
for girls and female instructors for men. How thoughtful ! The
first session involves counseling and advise about anal sex.
They teach you how to relax and loosen your muscles. Many of
us tend to involuntarily stiffen up and tighten the ass hole,
making penetration all the more difficult or painful. You will
also be shown a video film on the basics of good anal sex.
You can take up this training alone or as a couple. If you
join as a couple you get a 30 % discount, and your partner can
watch you getting ass fucked by the instructor (you can watch
her too !) So erotic ! It is all done in style, and very
professionally.
The next session involves pushing a thumb into the ass hole.
They apply some Chinese oil on their thumbs. they also teach
you how to lubricate the ass hole of your partner. YES, the
Chinese use the thumb to finger fuck your ass. It is such a
pleasant experience. You get a tickling feeling and experience
an immediate hard on (if you are a man). You already start
loving anal sex.
The next three sessions involve penetration with objects of
different sizes. They start with vegetables, then soft rubber
dildos and then dildos made out of polished wood. They shove
these graded objects with great care and then pump till you
cum. You are not allowed to touch, grope or fondle the
instructors.
The grande finale is a session which involves a live ass fuck
session. Three male instructors will ass fuck you with varying
degrees of force. The whole operation is so smooth and
enjoyable that you never feel any pain. Your ass hole is full
of real man cum (works like enema). You are asked to wait and
go to the toilet before you leave. The instructor then
congratulates you and gives you a parting gift -- a lovely
nine inch dildo made of China porcelain with the name ASTI
written on it in Cantonese Chinese. You can then go back to
Lucie's have a quick dinner and thank her.
That is why Hongkong is such a lovely place to visit !
Good luck and enjoy yourself !
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With a little bit of help... May 19th, 2004 3:17:23 am EST
Like all horny men, I am also a great practitioner of
masturbation. Not only do I love the experience, it is also
the best way to avenge my girl who makes silly excuses when I
ask to fuck her. I can show her that I have an equally
enjoyable way to please myself, without her. When will girls
learn to be more cooperative and proactive ?
I was looking for more wild ways to enjoy myself. I went out and
bought a 7 inch dildo. But the problem is I cant shove it in myself
into my asshole. I would like my girl to do that for me. Moreover, it
is no fun when the thing is sleeping inside you. I would like to have
it move and jump and pump like a real cock. Like my cock does when I
fuck her in her ass. I need a girl who will pump and pound me with the
dildo, so that I get some good ass pleasure. But if I have such a girl
around, chances are I will be pounding her ass and not she who will
shove the dildo into my ass.
Let me add that I am not gay and do not like the sight or feel of a
naked man.I would also like to see a girl with a strap on dildo,
trying to fuck me.
Any ideas from this gang ?
...madbull
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Lucky dip.... May 19th, 2004 3:15:10 am EST
Lucky dip ...
I have seen one of the happiest Fridays recently. My wife was
going out on a busines trip for a week and I had to drop her
at the airport some 20 km away. We have a small baby daughter
and I thought it would be best to get a baby sitter to take
care of her in my absence. We asked Lessie to help. Lessie is
a young 20 year something, living in our same apartment block.
She does such chores to get some book money. YES she is the
same girl who updated my porno website at :
http://ahrcore.elitecities.com/madbull/
Of course I had a sinister plan when I thought of calling up
Lessie. I anted to hire her for the whole week my wife wouldnt
be in town and she would do baby sitting for my daughter and
her father too ! She would have to suckkle the father all
night and take care of the child when the dad goes to work. In
return she would get a handsome gift in addition to her fees.
Fair enough, no ?
It was almost 11 PM when I came back from the airport. Since I
did not want to wake up Lessie I used my own keys to open the
apartment and enter. I tiptoed in and was keen to see if my
baby (and the baby sitter) were okay. What i saw in the
bedroom mesmerised me. Here she was, Lessie, spread out on the
bed. her golden hair was all let loose and she was in a loose
large sized T shirt....she obviously wore no bra because I
could see two hillocks protruding from under the T shirt...her
nipples were stiff and erect. what I did not know was that she
wore no panties either...
I had an almost immediate hardon and was hesitating how to
approach my prize. Just then the baby woke up and gave a small
whine. Lessie jumped awake, only to see me staring at her
assets. She is a smart girl...she did not protest ...she asked
me to sit next to her on the bed...she consoled the baby and
put her to sleep. then she turned to me and said --"now it is
your turn"...I knew what she meant.
Now, without any ado she pulled me closer and asked "want to
play lucky dip ?". I did not know what she meant yet I said
YES...of course i would play anything with this angel. She
held my hand and pulled it closer, moving it under her T
shirt..I could feel her smooth thighs and could see where she
was leading my hand...it went higher and higher up till it hit
a grassy mound...her cunt area. Lucky me !
I spent an hour massaging her pussy mound, and squeezing and
scratching her...I slid my fingers into her clits and pinched.
The clit reacted by contracting and oozing out more
liquid...she wanted more of that...
In the meantime she was holding my cock in her hands and
fondling it...the long and slender stick made a good golf club
in her hands...
Then came the climax when I burst out in violent ejac...she
was still horny and made me squeeze her cunt harder...till a
few minutes later she screamed in a violent orgasm. We made
sure that the cild would not wake up...
We stopped and promised to do it all over again the next
morning.
What a way to play lucky dip !
....madbull
PS: Want to know more about Lessie ? Send me a
[email protected]
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Work and pleasure.... May 12th, 2004 9:53:52 am EST
Sometimes a disaster can be a blessing. This is what I
discovered recently when my web host deleted my "hornymates"
web site because it contained porn. I found another host for
"hornymates" but I had this huge task of rewriting almost all
pages to point to links to my new site. This is where Lessie
(real name Elisabeth ), my student, comes in.
Lessie is a 23 year old sex bomb. She offered to update all my
pages -- but her condition was she would have to try out all
the tricks and tips I have included in my hornymates site. In
particular, she wanted an authentic "yoni seva" (cunt worship)
to be performed on her by a real tantric sex guru. She wanted
to try out all the blowjob tricks. And she made sure that she
would follow her own dress code while at work -- that was the
best part of the offer. Her dress code consists of wearing no
dress at all ! She gave a whole lot of ideas and added a whole
lot of punch in all the pages. All this, while I kept up her
mood with regular licking and kissing sessions at her wet
spots....this is what I call as combining pleasure with work.
Maybe I am lucky to find such a wonderful student and
colleague.
Thank you Lessie....
I am already waiting for this host too, to delete my site ...
so that I can start all over again.
Meanwhile all of you guys (and gils) can visit and enjoy
Lessie's work at
http://hardcore.elitecities.com/madbull/best.htm ... you
will
find Lessie's pictures too in these pages...
Enjoy...
madbull
PS: To those poor despos who pollute my blogs.......Your childish
posts only make me have a hearty laugh....there is no way you can
provoke me .... I really never pay attention to street dogs which bark
at me....
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Best blow job ... Apr 25th, 2004 12:46:43 am EST
Best time and best way to give a blow job...
This is based on some of the finest blowjobs I have received from my
queens.
All men know that they have a strong erection just before they wake up. That is the time they are full relaxed and ready for a good fuck. If you have been sleeping with your man regularly, you know what time he wakes up usually. Make sure you give him a blow job, just before he wakes up....he should be asleep....and still be aware of what is happening..
First tickle his dick and massage it ...fondle his balls....his cock
will jump up in a solid erection...
Now get down to work and suck him....do it gently so that he does not
wake up.... the secret is in keeping him half asleep..make no
noise...do not pull or jerk...
When he cums...let his load shoot like a fountain...all over his belly
and balls...let him sleep...do not wipe the mess...
He will get up with all his body smeared with his own juice..
He will thank you forever for the finest blowjob in his life...
madbull...
PS: This procedure works great for people with erectile dysfunction
too ... do this daily for ten days and see your man becoming a man
beast once again...Works better than VIAGRA...costs nothing...no side
effects...
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