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Jun 1st, 2004 2:46:55 pm EST
Sex a week ago?
Should I really report on sex i had a week ago? It was fucking great, but it was a whole week ago. It was the first time I've ever made "S" cum by fucking her alone, but it was a whole week ago!

Nah. But I do need some suggestions on how do I fuck a girl a couple inches taller than me. I'd really love to get her in just her thong and bend her over my desk and fuck her like there's no tomorrow, but I might be at a little disadvantage, know what I mean?
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Mood: curious

May 18th, 2004 5:29:12 pm EST
Great Friday Fuck!
Last Friday, "S" and I had the best sex we've ever had. My pelvic bone still hurts. I'm not wasting any time; I'm getting right to it. When I got to my place she was already there wating for me, and it was kinda hot so I had a quick shower to cool off. When I got out of the shower she was laying on my bed with her thong and bra on.

I lay next to her and she got on top of me and started kissing my nipples. She kissed my stomach and spent some time teasing me by kissing my thighs and around my cock. I watched myself get really hard from that, and kept raising my cock up and slapping her in the face with it while she kissed me there. She kissed and sucked my balls real gently. Must've spent about ten minutes just teasing me like that. Then she took all of me in her mouth and sucked me real good for like half hour. Yeah, really, half hour. She would take me all in her mouth and then start sucking just the head, making it feel real good and arching my back. Ladies you know when u just suck a guy's head, it drives him insane! I didn't cum though, even though it felt damn good; that's why she went for so long. i think all the masturbation got a me a little desensitized to the blowjobs.

While she was blowing me, I started rubbing her breasts and heard her moan a little, so i took off her bra and rubbed her some more. Then I brought her around to my side and I rubbed her clit through her thong. She was very wet and I could feel her thong getting soaked. Then I moved the thong aside a little and rubbed her a little faster like the way she rubs herself when she's masturbating. She was moaning a little louder then but she never stopped sucking my cock. Then I stuck my middle finger all the way up inside of her pussy and I felt her buck a little, all the while trying to keep me in her mouth. I finger-fucked her slowly for the rest of the time she sucked me.

When she stopped blowing me, she took my hard cock in her hand and started rubbing it against her clit and just dipped it inside her pussy a little so i could feel how really wet she was. She was still in her thong and it was totally soaked by now. She got the condom and put it on me and got on top of me. She let my dick enter her all the way and felt of of it's goodness and just rested there taking it all in. I was holding her at her hips and I raised my ass a little so I could enter her a little more and she dug her nails into me, letting out a clear "Oh fuck, yes!" Then she started with some deeper strokes and she fucked me like that for a good long while. She pulled me up to her and I sucked and bit her nipples while she fucked me. Then I got ontop of her and I put her legs over my shoulders and fucked her real hard like that. She didn't seem to be in any pain; her moans were all in absolute pleasure. All this time though, i really wasnt't feeling much with the condom on. God, I hate those! After a while, I went normal missionary and fucked her until I came first.

After it was her turn. Of course, i ate her out just the way she loves it. I'm the best pussy eater she's ever had. Hell, I'm the best pussy eater quite a few girls have ever had :-) (someone's tooting their own horn!) First I just stuck my tongue all the way up inside and felt her buck and moan. Then I sucked on her clit and flicked my tongue over it really quickly. i intended on teasing her the way she teased me, but I just couldn't hold out. I had to make her cum. I put two fingers in her and rubbed her gspot and licked her clit really hard until she came. She scratched my shoulders real good. We were both exhausted by that time, and just fell asleep for about half hr.
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May 6th, 2004 8:50:55 pm EST
How to make a girl really cum
So i got this in my email. It portrays to be be how to really make a girl cum. And thoughts ladies?


Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips
Lick them if you want
Now spread the tops of her pussy up
Until you find her clit
Women have clits in different sizes
Jus like us guys have different sized dicks
It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for an orgasm
All it means is there is more of her hidden underneath her foreskin
Whenever you touch a womans pussy, make sure your finger is wet
You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her
Be sure by all means to wet it before you touch her clit
Because it doesnt have any juices of its own and its very sensitive.
Your finger willstick to it if its dry and from wut i hear it hurts
But you dont have to touch the clit anyway
You have to work up to that
Before she becomes to aroused, her clit is too delicate
Approach her pussy slowly
Women, even more than men loved to be teased
the inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot
Lick it, kiss it, make designs with the tip of your tongue
Come dangerously close to her pussy, then move away
Make her anticipate it
Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy
Nuzzle your face in her bush
Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it
To futher excite her
After you've down this to the point where your lady is bucking
Up from her seat and she's striaining to get you closer to her
Then put your lips right on top of her slit
Kiss her gently, then harder
Now use your tongue to seperate her pussy lips
And when she opens up, run your tongue up and down
And between the layers of her flesh
Gently spread her legs more with your hands
Remember everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be
done gently.
Tongue fuck her....this feels divine
It also teases the hell out of her
She wants all attention given to her clit
Check tosee if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of its cover
If so, lick it, if you cant see it, it still may be waitn for you
So bring your tongue up to the top of her slit and feel the tiny pearl
You can make it rise by lickin the skin that covers it
Lick hard and press into her skin
Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit
Do it quickly...this will get her legs shaking.
When you see she's getting up toward the orgasm
Make your lips into an O and take her clit into your mouth
Start to suck it gently and watch for her reaction
If she can handle it...suck harder
If she digs......sck harder
Go with her...if she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension
Go with it...dont fight her
Don't let go...most men stop too soon and the female loses the feelin.
If a guy knows how to eat good pussy he'll have no problem gettin a
a girl.
There's another thing the man can do to intensify a womans pleasure
Finger fuck her while shes enjoying clit-licking talents.
Before, during or after...she'll really like it
Another sensitive zone on a woman is the roof of her vagina.
This is the area you rub against when your fuckin her
But since your cock is no where near there
Your finger wil have to do the fucking.
Take two fingers.....one is too skinny....three is too wide
Make sure they're wet so you dont irritate her skin
Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a lil faster
Fuck her rhythmically
Speed up when she does, listen to her breathing
If your sucking her clit and fingering her
You will be giving her more stimulation then you would with your dick
Check her for symptms.....hot body temp, hard niples or trembling
When she starts to have an orgasm
Dont let go of her clit
When she starts to come down from her first orgasm
Press your tongue along the underside of her clit
Leaving your lips covering the top
Move your tongue in and out of her cunt
If your fingers are inside, move them too
If you are doingit right she may have multiple orgasms
A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm
Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential?
One woman has clocked 56 orgasms in one sitting
She will be yours 4 ever if you make your girl cum that much.
The last advice i give you is after you've made her come, dont leave her
Talk to her, stroke and caress her, keep makin love to her quietly until
she has come all the way down
Oral sex can be the most excitng sexual experiences you can have
But its what you make of it
Take your time, practice, pay attention to your lover, and enjoy!!!

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Apr 30th, 2004 10:23:38 pm EST
Me? Shy?
I suffer from a debilitating shyness. Really! I do! All through my life, most of the people I've met, especially women, was almost never in a one-on-one situation where I could say that I introduced myself or made small talk or even smiled at someone. It's so frustrating! More than once since "M" and I broke up, I have made eye contact with attractive women but could never muster the courage to say 'hi' or smile or even to keep the small talk going when they initiated it.

I came on campus to study tonight, but instead found myself doing the usual -- sitting behind a computer screen reading AskMen. This really pretty girl came in to do some work in the lab. There were lots of empty seats around cus hey, it's Friday night, and who really studies on a Friday night? I actually logged off the computer I was on and went to sit next to her. (Real stalker behaviour eh?) I sat there for over an hour and said nothing. I even noticed that she was supposed to be doing a paper on something and was totally stumped. After about 45 minutes, this guy who's apparently in a class with her came in and spoke to her for like five minutes about going to a club and about how she was stuck and stuff. She seemed nice, and had a nice voice too. Green eyes. No glasses though; that would've been a clincher. Well when he left, any thoughts I had of speaking to her just went down the drain. I sat there and just smiled like the little boy that I am :-) Recently I went to a bar and I was standing right next to an attractive girl (no glasses either) and we made eye contact for quite a long time. I was standing right next to her and couldn't say 'hi'!

I know what you're saying to yourself. "Him? Shy? Who woulda' thunk it?" I'm not quite the extrovert that I'm made out to be. My mouth only opens after I've met someone (who I didn't introduce myself to) or after I've downed two drinks. And that's the god-honest truth! I'm averse to using lines too. Especially really corny ones like "What time is it?" Who says that? That's almost as 'good' as asking "What's your sign?"
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Mood: frustrated
The masterorator: needs some comforting. A bosom to lay his head on maybe?

Apr 23rd, 2004 9:51:00 pm EST
Feet
I love nice feet; then again, who doesn't huh? Yeah, feet are one of the things I look at too. It's one of the quirks I have. My first ex-gf, "L",had really pretty feet. She had well shaped toes (and toenails) and her skin was soft and smooth; no crusty heel. I was in highschool then and we didn't get to see that much of each other, in terms of anything sexual really. The first (and only) time I've ever been to her house, she snuck me in cus she was going to be home alone during the day since she had stayed home from school. We went straight to her room. We were supposed to lose our virginities together that day but it didn't work out since she was having her period, and back then I was having none of that.

She lay on the bed in her white cotton panties, and I went to the foot of the bed. I held her right foot and caressed it, tickling beneath a little. She had lots of tickles, and I could tell it turned her on a some. I put my tongue at the curve of her heel and licked gently up to her toes. She was very good at not kicking me in my face by pulling back; she took it and let out a soft moan. I sucked her big toe a little. She seemed surprised. I spent about a minute on each of them. He feet smelt nice, like the rest of her. She had a great natural body odor. I moved to her left foot, and again, I liked the palm of her foot and sucked her toes. I rested her left foot back on the bed, but I didn't stop.

From her toes, I licked her slowly in one motion, all the way up to her panties. Kissed her inner thighs, felt the heat between her legs. I love feet. My second ex-gf "M" didn't particularly like foot action. As I said before, she's a slam-bam kind of girl. She missed out I guess.
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Mood: indifferent
The masterorator: wants some pretty feet to kiss