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HOT HOT HOT Feb 9th, 2004 12:14:19 am EST
Haha.
Chances are, you were misled by the subject of this blog.
Much to your dismay, I'm sure, this blog isn't about sex. It has nothing to do with sex at all. Disappointed? World's smallest violin plays for you, I promise.
I'm going against the grain; no sex, no steamy windshields, no lusty bedroom stories. None of that. Instead, this is the story of me, an outbound sales agent, working for one of the largest, most monolithic telephone companies in the US.
Are you unhappy, now that you won't be touching yourself whilst reading about some rendezvous in the backseat?
Oh boo hoo.
Instead, you will read about the Bigger Picture. Every day, I talk to hundreds of Americans, explaining the reason why their phone bills are more expensive than they should be. And I tell you, many of those people are fucking idiots, thinking that they're not paying for their long distance access, even though they can make long distance calls.
FACT: If you can dial a long distance number, you're paying somewhere between 13-15 dollars out of your bill, just for the option of making those calls, whether you actually are or not.
And if you're making long distance calls, you're either paying per-minute rates, or you have some sort of unlimited package that lets you call anywhere in the US for a flat rate - usually costing between 40 and 60 dollars a month.
Everytime I talk to one of these people, and try to a) explain , and b) convince them to go with us for a much, much, much better deal, and they DON'T, I laugh, pity, and reassure them that I'll be calling back.
Little do they know, but I re-schedule their number to be called back at 8:00am, the very next day. (9:00am in applicable states).
Some people are just stupid. Why pay more than you have to? And if you're not making LD calls, why pay more for something you're not using, when you could pay less?
Retards.
(2) Comments
Mood: TELL me you're not one of these people.
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M - February 09th, 2004
Err. Are you sure you're on the right blogging site? There are plenty out there for G or PG rated content. |
xsalmon- February 09th, 2004
Oh, don't worry, I understand the premise of this site - but I don't care! I'm doing what's called "BREAKING THE NORM".
Besides, saving money is SEXY!
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